What I should have said was nothing.

queenargelladurrendon:

“I am sorry for your loss as well, Joffrey,” the dwarf said.
“What loss?”
“Your royal father? A large fierce man with a black beard; you’ll recall him if you try. He was king before you.”

— Tyrion and Joffrey, ACOK

“I am sorry for your loss.”
“I had a new hand made, of gold.” He showed her.
“Very nice. Will they make you a gold father too?” Lady Genna’s voice was sharp. “Tywin was the loss I meant.”

— Genna and Jaime, AFFC

Listen up, Fives, a Ten is speaking.
Cersei Lannister, A Feast for Crows (via incorrectgotquotes)

hermione:

i-

i just—

vml:

"Girl goes to bed with ten fellas, who’s going to believe her when she says the eleventh is the father?"

(Interestingly, this quote is based on an actual one Rothstein said.)

Screenshots from Boardwalk Empire season 1 episode 11 “Paris Green.” More to come!

comedysexgod:

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